The Daily Squee, with our dear model Buster “Chicken Wing” Fitzgerald, would like to wish you all a very merry Lumberjack Day!
What’s Lumberjack day, you ask? Well, according to the founders, it is a time to:
Dress in your best plaid flannel, boots, and suspenders.
Bring as many axes as you can carry to work.
Go out for pancakes/waffles with all of your friends or dress like a pancake/waffle and lose all of your friends.
*Make something out of wood (like craft sticks, chopsticks, toothpicks, your neighbor’s cut down dogwood, which you have NO IDEA how it got cut down)
*Grow a manly beard or glue one on.
*Say as many eh’s as possible.
*Knock things over all day yelling TIIIIIIIMBER.
*Make as many bad wood puns as possible.
*Join the U.S. Log Rolling Association
*Build a tree house.
*Live the rest of your existence in that tree house.
*Dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.
*You totally saw that last one coming from a mile away didn’t you.
*Pay for things as if the money is Canadian. Works best if you are in Canada, but is much more funny and illegal if you are not.
*Wear a George Washington costume (he was totally sorta a lumberjack)
Big thanks to Zoya Craig for the picture of her adorable roommate and reminder of this amazing holiday.