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brouhahaha asked: Any tips for intimidated first-timer girls that want to go into a comic shop and order Lumberjanes? Like, will shops know what I'm handing them or will they be like "who are you what is this why are you here?"

gingerhaze:

1. Wear your favorite plaid shirt
2. Take your best friend with you, because friendship
3. The comic shop employees should be happy to get the form because all the information is on it and they don’t have to look anything up, thus making their jobs easier
4. If they are rude, take the form back, yell A CURSE UPON THIS SHOP, then take your business to another shop
5. If you can actually perform curses, that would be ideal.
6. Walk away in slow motion as the shop explodes behind you. Don’t look at the explosion. Taylor Swift’s “Trouble” plays.
7. “They shouldn’t have messed with me” you say grimly
8. I forgot what we were talking about

oktotally:

big man wants big flapjacks

oktotally:

big man wants big flapjacks

karenhealey:

knittywriter:

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

impropermanners:

beben-eleben:

27 Pancakes Worth Waking Up For

I’m just gonna leave this here.

i came

JUST IN TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!

AND SECOND BREAKFAST.

AND ELEVENSES!

guys there are children on this website

retrogasm:

Funny

retrogasm:

Funny

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gwendabond:

archiemcphee:

Today we learned that in the 1930s some people entertained large crowds by skating in giant frying pans with slabs of bacon on their feet. It may not be the most efficient way to fry bacon for a big group of people, but it sure is novel.

We aren’t aware of any contemporary bacon skaters, so this seems to have been a fleeting craze, which is a shame. Professional Bacon Skater would look awesome on a résumé.

[via Retronaut]

The good ole days.

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eatseamless:

Happy NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY!

eatseamless:

Happy NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY!

squeedaily:

*HAPPY LUMBERJACK DAY!*
The Daily Squee, with our dear model Buster “Chicken Wing” Fitzgerald, would like to wish you all a very merry Lumberjack Day!
What’s Lumberjack day, you ask? Well, according to the founders, it is a time to:

Dress in your best plaid flannel, boots, and suspenders.
Bring as many axes as you can carry to work.
Go out for pancakes/waffles with all of your friends or dress like a pancake/waffle and lose all of your friends.
*Make something out of wood (like craft sticks, chopsticks, toothpicks, your neighbor’s cut down dogwood, which you have NO IDEA how it got cut down)
*Grow a manly beard or glue one on.
*Say as many eh’s as possible.
*Knock things over all day yelling TIIIIIIIMBER.
*Make as many bad wood puns as possible.
*Join the U.S. Log Rolling Association
*Build a tree house.
*Live the rest of your existence in that tree house.
*Dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.
*You totally saw that last one coming from a mile away didn’t you.
*Pay for things as if the money is Canadian. Works best if you are in Canada, but is much more funny and illegal if you are not.
*Wear a George Washington costume (he was totally sorta a lumberjack)

More info: www.lumberjackday.net
Big thanks to Zoya Craig for the picture of her adorable roommate and reminder of this amazing holiday. 

squeedaily:

*HAPPY LUMBERJACK DAY!*

The Daily Squee, with our dear model Buster “Chicken Wing” Fitzgerald, would like to wish you all a very merry Lumberjack Day!

What’s Lumberjack day, you ask? Well, according to the founders, it is a time to:

Dress in your best plaid flannel, boots, and suspenders.

Bring as many axes as you can carry to work.

Go out for pancakes/waffles with all of your friends or dress like a pancake/waffle and lose all of your friends.

*Make something out of wood (like craft sticks, chopsticks, toothpicks, your neighbor’s cut down dogwood, which you have NO IDEA how it got cut down)

*Grow a manly beard or glue one on.

*Say as many eh’s as possible.

*Knock things over all day yelling TIIIIIIIMBER.

*Make as many bad wood puns as possible.

*Join the U.S. Log Rolling Association

*Build a tree house.

*Live the rest of your existence in that tree house.

*Dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

*You totally saw that last one coming from a mile away didn’t you.

*Pay for things as if the money is Canadian. Works best if you are in Canada, but is much more funny and illegal if you are not.

*Wear a George Washington costume (he was totally sorta a lumberjack)

More info: www.lumberjackday.net

Big thanks to Zoya Craig for the picture of her adorable roommate and reminder of this amazing holiday.